Everyone is Talking About it Because It Really Works!
"I feel heard in a way I never have before!" - iPod
"After 11 years of purposely making socks disappear, I'm stopping the cycle! My people finally reached out and worked to resolve issues that just kept going around and around without end." – Dryer
"After just three telepathic appliance communication sessions, I can safely say, we've ironed out our issues. I no longer purposely burn clothing and my people spend more time on maintenance and proper care." — Iron
"Roomba was part of our family for years, but I never really treated her as anything but a machine. When we finally talked, I realized she was so much more. It turns out, there were reasons she never picked up everything: because she has preferences, desires, dreams! We've since moved her from the garage to the bedroom closet and the shift has been a real pick-me-up."— Gail M.
"I'm part of a blended family and the communication was anything but smooth(ie). But thanks to Telepathic Appliance Communication, together we have those problems whipped." — blender
I used to be an animal communicator, but my cat still did whatever the hell she wanted. Now I work strictly with appliances and it's such rewarding work. My microwave runs — just not from me! And my electric kettle doesn't even come close to hissing at me." — Mary S.
"Animal telepathy — it's for overly-sensitive empaths and HSPs. But TAC (Telepathic Appliance Communication) is for real men. Now instead of inviting my mooch friends to my man cave for the big game, it's just me and my shop vac. You can't turn off some motor mouth who's had too many beers, but the switch on my vac works wonders. We're even planning a road trip next spring — just the two of us." — Buck H.
"I admit, I used to go to extremes to make my point — withholding warmth at will or purposely scorching things that I know took a long time to prepare. Ever since my people started learning how to communicate with me, things have really evened out. I no longer have to get baked just to get through the day." — oven
"Because of Telepathic Appliance Communciation, the values I grew up with are coming back. It's so nice that people are finally listening again!" — antique radio